Tami escapes on the 18th....
Hee Hee
I have left daddy with his little distruction machine for a bit to give you STILL more information then you ever wanted to know.
1. Chinese formula goes in smelling rank and comes out as a, well, Bush was right, there are WMD's and they live in our daughters diapers. I really wish she would time them to happen BEFORE housekeeping comes to clean because now I have to walk around Canton with a DMD (diaper of mass distruction) looking for a garbage. If I don't then it lives in the room with us for an entire night. I'm so afraid that the super diaper genie I bought will not be enough. Thinking about WWII gas masks for the task.
1a. Output of Chinese formula is 8.564738 x input.
2. People here eat everything, and I mean everything. Last night during the rainstorm I was watching the fish merchant on the sidewalk from our 4th floor room. One of his buckets overturned and I saw him chase loose snakes down the street with a small scoop. No, I am not ever going down that street.
3. Allie can undue knots, zippers, door latches and crawl under and over things. She has been observed pulling her daddy's dirty socks out of the laundry bag and making an 'I just licked a lemon' face.
4. Squeeky shoes are perfect for finding small escaping Chinese daughters. Unless they take one off, then she sounds like "squeek, thump, squeek, thump...".
5. I will never ever never ever complain about NW drivers again. The streets are full of cars, buses, bikes, people, bikes loaded with huge boxes, and hand-pulled carts. They all share the same two lanes and the lane markers are only a suggestion. I just close my eyes. It's worse than riding with my boys. Only without the punk music playing.
Going a bit stir crazy in a hotel room with a distruction crew that's only 30 inches tall, but wouldn't miss it for the world.
Tami
I have left daddy with his little distruction machine for a bit to give you STILL more information then you ever wanted to know.
1. Chinese formula goes in smelling rank and comes out as a, well, Bush was right, there are WMD's and they live in our daughters diapers. I really wish she would time them to happen BEFORE housekeeping comes to clean because now I have to walk around Canton with a DMD (diaper of mass distruction) looking for a garbage. If I don't then it lives in the room with us for an entire night. I'm so afraid that the super diaper genie I bought will not be enough. Thinking about WWII gas masks for the task.
1a. Output of Chinese formula is 8.564738 x input.
2. People here eat everything, and I mean everything. Last night during the rainstorm I was watching the fish merchant on the sidewalk from our 4th floor room. One of his buckets overturned and I saw him chase loose snakes down the street with a small scoop. No, I am not ever going down that street.
3. Allie can undue knots, zippers, door latches and crawl under and over things. She has been observed pulling her daddy's dirty socks out of the laundry bag and making an 'I just licked a lemon' face.
4. Squeeky shoes are perfect for finding small escaping Chinese daughters. Unless they take one off, then she sounds like "squeek, thump, squeek, thump...".
5. I will never ever never ever complain about NW drivers again. The streets are full of cars, buses, bikes, people, bikes loaded with huge boxes, and hand-pulled carts. They all share the same two lanes and the lane markers are only a suggestion. I just close my eyes. It's worse than riding with my boys. Only without the punk music playing.
Going a bit stir crazy in a hotel room with a distruction crew that's only 30 inches tall, but wouldn't miss it for the world.
Tami
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